Year 10100 Month 2 Week 1 Day 1

I caught a horse! There was a bokoblin riding one so I shot it off with my arrow. Me and the horse are best buds now. I will never be lonely again, I can feel it.

In other news, it's been a full month since I woke up. Let's summarize what happened. I met the ghost of an old king who told me that I must rescue his daughter and kingdom. The first step towards there is finding Impa in Kakariko village. I haven't quite gotten around to that yet, but the shrine orbs are so so delicious. I can't resist them. And the goddess's blessing is... dare I say, divine?

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