Year 10100 Month 2 Week 1 Day 4

Blue bokoblins will be the death of me. I tried to raid a couple more camps, but the first one was a trap. There were 3 blue bokoblins in it. I hightailed it out of there.

Then I spotted a guy prancing around (literally) in a robe. In Mid Air! I thought that was a neat trick, so I went over to have a nice chat. But when he spotted me he started shooting me with🔥! I kept my cool though and iced that fucker.

When I was walking under the Duelling Peaks I met a meat merchant (whose name I have already forgotten, unfortunately. I really need to unfry my brain pan). We were chatting it up when two things (Lizalfos) jumped out of the river at us. Fortunately I am a great warrior.

But later I was doing a raid on a simple bokoblin camp. Just one blue one. The asshole got a lucky shot at my ribs with his club. I exercised the better part of valor. I am very bruised now. Ow.

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