Year 10100 Month 1 Week 4 Day 7

I was leaving the stable and they let me borrow their raft. It is a pretty nifty thing. You can ride it and by swinging a Korok leaf around get up to incredible speeds. The only problem is dealing with Octoroks. I guess I haven't described those yet. They're like weird balloon things that hid underwater or underground and try to kill you by spitting rocks. They're really week, but because they hide under the water are really hard to kill.

When I got to the next shrine I was investigating, there was a woman there (Magda) who went ballistic on me about stepping on her flowers. She had planted them all around the shrine. I very gingerly stepped around them, which was crazy insane because they were infested with chuchus. She wouldn't even let me step on them then! If the chuchus can step on your flowers, why can't I?

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