Year 10100 Month 1 Week 2 Day 4

So I was walking towards the temple, finding koroks, slaying bokoblins, just doing my thing. When the stones started moving. There was a monster made of rock. How do you even fight a thing like that? It had arms that could pulverize me in a single strike.

Well I fought it. If it's made of rock, I can use a sledgehammer to bring it down. I climbed onto its back and hit the portion that appeared to be it's brainpan until it was dead.

And then I was rich, it was filled with gems! Rubies and amber mostly. If... only there were people around who weren't all in my head.

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