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Year 10100 Month 2 Week 1 Day 4

Blue bokoblins will be the death of me. I tried to raid a couple more camps, but the first one was a trap. There were 3 blue bokoblins in it. I hightailed it out of there. Then I spotted a guy prancing around (literally) in a robe. In Mid Air! I thought that was a neat trick, so I went over to have a nice chat. But when he spotted me he started shooting me with🔥! I kept my cool though and iced that fucker. When I was walking under the Duelling Peaks I met a meat merchant (whose name I have already forgotten, unfortunately. I really need to unfry my brain pan). We were chatting it up when two things (Lizalfos) jumped out of the river at us. Fortunately I am a great warrior. But later I was doing a raid on a simple bokoblin camp. Just one blue one. The asshole got a lucky shot at my ribs with his club. I exercised the better part of valor. I am very bruised now. Ow.
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Year 10100 Month 2 Week 1 Day 2

I couldn't get my horse to cross the river so I had to leave home behind. Goodbye horse :(
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Year 10100 Month 2 Week 1 Day 1

I caught a horse! There was a bokoblin riding one so I shot it off with my arrow. Me and the horse are best buds now. I will never be lonely again, I can feel it. In other news, it's been a full month since I woke up. Let's summarize what happened. I met the ghost of an old king who told me that I must rescue his daughter and kingdom. The first step towards there is finding Impa in Kakariko village. I haven't quite gotten around to that yet, but the shrine orbs are so so delicious. I can't resist them. And the goddess's blessing is... dare I say, divine?
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Year 10100 Month 1 Week 4 Day 7

I was leaving the stable and they let me borrow their raft. It is a pretty nifty thing. You can ride it and by swinging a Korok leaf around get up to incredible speeds. The only problem is dealing with Octoroks. I guess I haven't described those yet. They're like weird balloon things that hid underwater or underground and try to kill you by spitting rocks. They're really week, but because they hide under the water are really hard to kill. When I got to the next shrine I was investigating, there was a woman there (Magda) who went ballistic on me about stepping on her flowers. She had planted them all around the shrine. I very gingerly stepped around them, which was crazy insane because they were infested with chuchus. She wouldn't even let me step on them then! If the chuchus can step on your flowers, why can't I?
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Year 10100 Month 1 Week 4 Day 6

I was heading to one of the shrines I had spotted earlier. It wasn't too far out of the way. When I saw that it was located next to a stables. There were so many people there. 4. There were 4 whole real people. The proprietor of the Riverside Inn, which had a very comfortable bed. The merchant Beedle, who is the only one whose name I can remember. And a couple of travelers fascinated by the castle. One was a gourmet, and he asked me if I could bring a cookbook from the castle for him. Based on what I've heard though it's way too dangerous. The other traveler was an adventurer. She would go on expeditions for treasure into the 🏰. She told me of a few ways in, though apparently they have gotten more dangerous recently (I wonder if that has something to do with me). Anyways, I am so celebrating meeting a number of non-ghost people. Please be non-ghosts everyone.
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Year 10100 Month 1 Week 4 Day 4

I got to the temple, and the goddess gave me her blessing. It was so so sweet. I need to seek out more shrines. There are a couple more in my way. I decided to head back to the Shrine of Resurrection, figuring maybe a shrine is a shrine, but no. No monks or orbs here. Just another Korok. After I went to sleep Zelda spoke to me again, the blood moon rises once again, and Ganon's power grows. Maybe I shouldn't dilly dally too much. But what's a few extra months if everyone has been waiting 100 years.
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Year 10100 Month 1 Week 4 Day 1

The two shrines up here are connected. They had some good loot in them. A spear and longblade that are just amazingly well made. and of course delicious spirit orbs. Being able to fly between the two Duelling Peaks is awesome. I don't know how I'd handle this trip otherwise. Well, lots of climbing up and down probably. It comes to mind that after I finish the second shrine up here I'll have enough orbs to pray for a blessing. I guess I'll head back to the Temple of Time soon.
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